Funny Picture > Men vs Women > Emergency! I need help, please!
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital. The doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." The man says, "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?" The man says, "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick them up!"