A Jew living in the Soviet Union applies for an exit visa so he could emigrate to Israel. As a result, he is summoned to the KGB headquarters. "I see that you applied to move to Israel?" asks the KGB officer. The Jewish man nods. "Here in the USSR, don’t you have food to eat?" "Yeah, I can’t complain." "And here in the USSR, don’t you have place to live?" "Yeah, yeah, I can’t complain." "And here in the USSR, don’t you have job to work at?" "Yeah, I can’t complain." "So, Jew, why did you apply to move to Israel?" "Because there I can complain!"