Tommy walked into a restaurant for breakfast and the waitress asked him what he wanted. “What's your Breakfast of the Day?” he asked. “Baked tongue of chicken!” the waitress proudly replied. “Baked tongue of chicken?... Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?” “Just bring me some scrambled eggs,” he replied.