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Some members of a fitness club were having their first meeting. The instructor said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently." "Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you have nothing else to add?" "Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."