While the stock market was at an all-time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser and asked if he was worried. His adviser replied that he slept like a baby. The guy was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?" His adviser replied, "Yes, that's right, just like a baby... I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours, and go back to sleep for a while, then wake up and cry for a while!"