Four married guys go fishing on Saturday morning. The first guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing today. I had to promise my wife that I'll paint every room in the house next weekend. The second guy: That's nothing! I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool. The third guy: Guys, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her. The fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30am this morning. When it went off, I gave my wife a nudge and asked, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block."