A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came a woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man gave the woman an angry look and replied, "I don't know." The woman then asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?" The man looked angrier and replied, "I don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?" The man replied, "I'm not their father, I'm just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I'm taking back to my company!"