A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earring.” “Don’t make a big deal, it’s only an earring,” his co-worker replies sheepishly. The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife found it in my car.”