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A guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” The librarian looks at him strangely. “Sir,” she says, “this's a library.” The guy looks embarrassed and whispers as quietly as he can, “Oh, sorry! I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”