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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," little Terry sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right, dear. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet..." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Terry, your turtle is not dead after all." "Oh," little Terry said, "can I kill it?"