A man was walking through the woods when he stumbled across a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie who granted him three wishes. "I'd like a million dollars," said the man. And POOF! A million dollars appeared. "And what is your second wish?" asked the genie. "I'd like a luxury car," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming luxury car suddenly appeared. "And for your third wish?" "I'd like to be irresistible to women." And POOF! He was turned into a box of chocolates.