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Johnson goes to the pet store looking for something a bit unusual. He finally settles on a talking centipede, the kind that really does have a hundred legs. The next day being Sunday, he decides to take the centipede to church. He goes up to the little centipede box and says, “Would you like to go to church with me today?” There’s no answer. A few minutes later he tries again. “How about going to church with me?” After a few more minutes, he says more urgently, “Are you coming?” A tiny, bug-like voice comes out of the box. “I heard you the first time! I’m busy putting on my shoes.”