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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ''No woman,'' said one man scornfully, ''can keep a secret.'' ''I don't know about that,'' huffily answered a woman. ''I've kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'' ''You'll let it out some day,'' the man insisted. ''I hardly think so!'' responded the woman. ''When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.''