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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. His fingers started at her neck, then moved down past the small of her back, caressed her shoulders and neck. He then slowly worked his hand down over her chest, stopping just over her stomach. Next, he proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped and rolled over. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ''Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'' To which he responded, ''I found the remote.''