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One day in summer, Jack went to visit his friend John. When he got to his house, he saw John, who was dressed in a winter coat and a jean jacket. "What are you doing? Are you nuts? It's the middle of summer!" cried Jack. John replied, "I'm painting my house. And on the can, it says, 'For best results, put on two coats.'"