Welcome! We're very happy to meet you here!
We love everything funny, and we're on a mission to make fun and make the world a happier place for you to live in. We'll post all funny stuff here, which should be a good enough reason why they should be shared. If all of us share with others a few small happy things everyday, we'll make a big difference for our world! Life is like having a cup of coffee, you need to add sugar for it yourself to make it a sweet life! Have a great day, have a great life ^_^ "Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right brothers! Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm.For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleased to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end up at their destination. For those of you who don't make it, don't worry, our staff have lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If, however,you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! If our engines are too noisy for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off! We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because my son forgot to record it from the television. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. Although there is no-smoking in this aeroplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over this! It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes, we are very advanced at Punjab Airways. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Punjab Airways! For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Our co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House, well it is the same bloke! Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. For those of you who can't find a belt please tie your own leather belt to the door handle. And for those of you who can't find a seat, sit on your suitcase instead. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. We guarantee that we may not always take you on a flight but we'll definitely take you for a ride!" 歡迎您!我們很高興在這裏與您碰面! 我們喜愛一切有趣的東西, 我們的任務就是要為您添趣, 為您帶來一個更開心快樂的世界。我們會在這裏發送所有有趣的東西, 與您同分共享。如果我們每人每天也能跟別人分享一點點小快樂, 我們的世界便會因而不同! 人生就像是一杯咖啡, 要您親自為它加糖, 使之香甜!美好的一天 ^_^ |
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